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Friday, December 9, 2011

Memoirs from My Heart (Part 1)


You,
You know yourself.
I sit at times and wonder what you do now.
It may sound stupid that I still remember you but I still do.
I still do because we shared something,
Something bigger,
Deeper,
And wider than what many others have shared.
We went far,
We went deep,
We went wild,
And we were best together.
I know you had to leave,
I know your parents were never in support of us,
I know how you fought with them over me,
I know how you weathered the storm,
To stand by your love.
I know how you were tricked into going abroad,
For your brother’s wedding,
Only to discover that you would no longer return.
I never let go of your thoughts,
I never let go of your words,
They are like mantra onto my soul,
A chant for my lips.
I remember the first day you looked at me
I remember it,
It was just like yesterday…..

To be continued

THE CASE OF THE INTERCONTINENTAL DISHES


It was lunch time during the 2006 (Christmas party at my place of work) OGSM event.
The buffet table was a long one,
Variety of foods ranging from local to intercontinental dishes sat on it.
All around employees sat, eating.
I was between my friends Macaulay and Segun on the queue, awaiting my turn at the table.
I tried remembering if I had been to a party
Where close to 35 different cuisines were served.
None came to mind.
Segun’s voice snapped me out of my thoughts.
Bros, Na your turn o. Abeg do quick jare!
It was really my turn.
I had been lost in my thoughts that I practically forgot myself.
Three people were on the table at the time I got there.
Mahmoud - an Egyptian, Clarence – a Cameroonian and Macaulay – tile tile ni yen ni tie.
I eyed the table, thinking of what to order.
I looked from the local to the intercontinental dishes, I was confused.
If I took pounded yam I would feel sleepy, that was for sure.
If I ate rice, it would be a repeat of what I ate in the morning.
Amala and Semo were out of it, and I could not bring myself to eating just fruits.
I looked around again and found that the local employees limited themselves to local dishes.
Very funny, I thought.
I turned back to the table and watched Mahmoud and Clarence serve themselves.
As I watched, a thought formed in my mind,
Why not eat a combination of foreign dishes?
Hmm! Nice idea I thought. And I set about it.
I moved to the table where the Intercontinental dishes were laid out and I started.
Four spoons of Basmati rice,
Beans, porridge and sweet potato soup, boiled peas and unleavened dough.
Boiled olive fruits mixed with garlic and some other jargons that
I neither could pronounce their names then nor remember their names now.
As I was about leaving the table,
When I saw Mahmoud pack some vegetable-like stuff into his plate, I did the same.
Whether na Ewedu Efo green or Ugu, till today I no know.
My friends looked at me as if I had just gone psycho.
I just did not care; I smiled like the fool that I was and went to my seat.
Macaulay and Segun came to sit beside me so we could eat together.
I balanced like a chief and set myself upon my task.
I perceived the aroma as I brought the first ‘base’ close to my mouth, and I almost choked.
The aroma? Kai!
Terrible!
Jesus! How do they eat stuffs like that!!?? I asked myself.
I looked around, saw people watching me, and I knew I was in trouble.
I knew I had to eat the meal - by force.
Another thought quickly formed in my head.
I could down every spoon with a drink and smile as if I have been eating the food for years.
Hmm! Great!
So I ordered for a pack of juice.
For every spoon that went into my mouth, I supported with a glass of juice.
After about 7 spoons I was already as filled as a woman pregnant with twins.
Before I stopped I decided to take a spoon of the mashed vegetables.
Pshew! I blamed myself!
Which one make I mention?
Shey na the grass wey I dey munch like goat ni?
Abi na the taste wey be like say dem put Robb for my tongue?
As I stood from the table, my tummy made a rumbling sound, like the red sea parting for the children of Israel.
Before I could control myself I farted and Macaulay almost went crazy with laughter.
Segun nearly choked on his food as he also started laughing.
When I could hold it no longer,
I ran into the toilet to empty my bowels.
It felt as if the food went straight from my esophagus to my yansh
I spent the rest of the afternoon in the toilet as my bowels continued to heave.
Even when my colleagues were on the field for sports,
I was practicing my own sport in the toilet.
I will never forget that day lailai!
Even when I attended another event where all the meals were purely foreign dishes, I stuck to my table water.
It took me another 2 years before I tasted any meal outside Nigerian dishes.
Even then I no dey go pass Pizzas. Abi who wan enter trouble again?
As for me I learnt my lesson the hard way, that
‘Awoof dey run belle’.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

WELCOME HOME (Inspired by ‘Welcome Home by Michael W. Smith)

The below poem was inspired recently when I was listening to a song by Michael W. Smith, titled 'Welcome Home' from the Album 'Wonder'. Anyone who has lost a person dear to him would understand this poem without having to read for a second time..... Read and enjoy

Farewells are the saddest,
Goodbyes are the hardest,
But now that you are gone,
I am left with no choice, than to
Say the one statement I forever long to avoid.

On my knees I go,
Unable to stop the tears that splatter from my eyes
And the pains in my heart
As life slips from your cancer ravaged body,
Leaving you cold in my arms;
Relieving you of the illness
That plagued you
And caused you so much hurt and pain.

Happy am I for your relief,
Disheartened am I for your exit,
For a part of me has left with you.
Your laughter will I miss,
Your prayers will I pine for once again, to
Wake me to the yawns of dawn.
Your hugs will I now feel only in my dreams.

My heart is heavy,
My soul is distressed,
But joy do I take in the knowledge
That when the morn is come
I shall once again
Be reconciled with you,
In the arms of the Almighty;
Where neither cancer nor its vices
Will hold us apart.

As I, through my tears, whisper ‘Farewell’,
I can hear sounds as heavens open
And the angels gather round to usher you in with a
Lovely and thundering echo, saying;
‘This is where you belong – Welcome Home’